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Softpoof 

A young, smooth homosexual, a synonym for a twink.
"I saw so many softpoofs near the skate park."
Softpoof by tylercee December 23, 2009
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softporn 

Colloquial expression of the full term "soft pornography".

Pornography that is relatively less visual then its antecedent "hardcore porn". Does usually not contain close-up images of genitalia, will not display bodily fluids and does not require its participants to actually engage in sexual activity.

This variety of sexual explicity is commonly enjoyed by beginning pornography viewers.
Jeez dude, are you really into softporn? Not me! I like my porn with some pussy in it.
softporn by Raphonian July 4, 2005

softporn 

Sexy media content that is not quite pornographic
The way the female dancers in the music video were shaking their butts was softporn.
softporn by T.V. John February 7, 2013

softpoochin' 

When ones testicles hang down and lay in the asshole crevice. Usually occuring when one is sitting, or laying down.
I was softpoochin' on Troxelswitch Road.
softpoochin' by Joemanjoe January 5, 2008
When you're trying to squeeze a pimple and all the gunk in it pops out without difficulty.
Man: "Holy fuck I had the best soft pop yesterday."
soft pop by girlbye8 April 18, 2018

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
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