bunk ass

When one has a combonation of swamp ass, and mud butt.

Person A: Why does this chair smell like actual poop?
Person B: Because Dean was sitting there. He's got a case of bunk ass.
Person A: He's got the bunk ass? That's fucking disgusting.

Example 2
Person A: HAHAHA! Hey guys! I have bunk ass!
Person B: And you're happy about this why?

by Joemanjoe January 05, 2008

softpoochin'

When ones testicles hang down and lay in the asshole crevice. Usually occuring when one is sitting, or laying down.

I was softpoochin' on Troxelswitch Road.

by Joemanjoe January 05, 2008