softer 

when your boner goes away it becomes a softer

"that drunk girl dancing naked gave me a boner but after she threw up she gave me a softer"

softer by BLUTBLUNTZ April 4, 2009

softer 

A depressed, angsty, sad, gay teen boy with very low self-esteem. Emos not included.

guy1: dude what's up with that boy twitting all those fucked up sad stuff?
guy2: Ryan? oh, he's a softer
guy1: oooh, i see

softer by skinsosoftt April 5, 2019

softer blow punch 

A hybrid beverage created when one mixes Code Red with Regular Mountain Dew, resulting in a mild hybrid of the 2 products. "The Prius Version" of code red...since you are going green. Can be referred to as a "Warm Texas Prairie"

(Sees friend mixing mountain dew & code red) A: "What're you doing? "
B: "I'm making Softer Blow Punch...Its like a Warm Texas Prairie in your mouth"

softer blow punch by Honey Tits May 1, 2014

Softer man 

A term used to describe a individual who has either refused to do something, or has done something of lesser worth.

Example One:
Joe:"Hey come bungee jumping with the boys today."
Derek:"No, that sounds dangerous."
Joe:"Softer man!"
Example Two:
Derek:"Hey, I got Shirlena's name tatooed on my neck."
Joe:"She's not even your girlfriend!"
Derek:"Yeah, but I know she loves me."
Joe:"Softer man!"

Softer man by DEE TRAIN December 25, 2007

Softer Issue 

When mans r dealin wit an issue an its soft

YOU SEEE DAT MAN. Crunch dat. Softer issue.

Softer Issue by TorontoHoodman123 April 29, 2019

Softer Issues 

Used as an adjective to describe people, people's actions, or situations that do not match one's expectations. Similar to the word soft except this definition gives a brighter spin to the remark. Implying that there are harder issues out there, and this current one is soft when compared to.

Commonly used by hip-hopping youngsters.

C.D. - Yo B. how was ECON 2000???
B. - Softer Issues Styll brooo. Lets run some Black Ops!
C.D. - Dunno! Im recording tooo
B. - why bother? LOL
C.D. - Oye Teri Maa Ki!
B. - OHO!

Softer Issues by Hindusoul October 27, 2010

Softer than the inside of a snail's mouth 

An expression that describes when something is so soft it is delightful.

Person 1. Feel this new robe I got.

Person 2. That's softer than the inside of a snail's mouth.

Softer than the inside of a snail's mouth by Medlinmatt May 18, 2021