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stool softeners

humorous term for in-car seat warmers
Dude, i'm freezing my balls off in here. Doesn't this car have stool softeners?
stool softeners by JSMAX October 6, 2010
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Softeners 

Saggy tits that are so soft and have lost all perkiness
So you hooked up with Jessica last night... Were her tits sweet little handfuls or old lady softeners?
Softeners by Joe876543 August 29, 2013

Softeners 

Nasty ass hoes that make boners go soft
Dude, you see those fat asses? They a bunch of softeners..
Softeners by Joe876543 August 29, 2013
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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