Sobjing 

When your butthole flips inside out and twists right side up.

"My brother had a very serious case of Sobjing. We had to take him to the hospital for emergency surgery."

Sobjing by TheIncidentHouse August 18, 2024

Dry Sobbing 

When you're really sad and/or heartbroken to the point where you would start crying, but you don't shed any tears.

Ella started dry sobbing into her friend's shoulder.

Karina hugged her friend Joanna as she dry sobbed into her arms.

Dry Sobbing by ThatFluffyUnicorn March 8, 2016

sobbing

convulsive gasp made while weeping; cry uncontrollably

There's one thing that you gotta do
to make me still want you:

Gotta stop sobbing now!!!!

sobbing by delpili August 17, 2007

tipsy sobbing

when your lightweight of a mother takes one too many sips of wine and can't stop laughing which then leads to mascara-filled tears running down her cheeks as she attempts to catch her breath while also hiccuping.

Oh god— Mom, you've only had three sips and you're already tipsy sobbing.

tipsy sobbing by lilyandyy December 27, 2021

Sobling 

Someone with style and sophistication, often well dressed and wearing jewelry.

"She is just sobling"
"That ring would make me sobling any day"

Sobling by sweclass10 November 9, 2010

literally sobbing 

How you respond/comment to something extremely sad or funny when tears come to your eyes, but all you do is sit there staring at your screen and/or convulsing

'I'm literally sobbing rn'

literally sobbing by GirlwholovesFandomtoomuch February 28, 2017

crying, sobbing, throwing up 

the definition is in the word itself. It can mean crying over angst or sobbing over something you don't have. likeeeee does that make sense or..

Mitski's song A Pearl has been on loop for 2 days.

crying, sobbing, throwing up.

crying, sobbing, throwing up by yannie_xx May 24, 2022