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a woman whose chintastic and can knock a row of children down with one simple turn of the head. As you glance to the back of this chinpolsive woman you can see her enormous badonkadonk.

Child: Uhm miss, can you tell me where the restroom is?
Soares: (turns around with huge chin)
Child: (knocks child down cold)
Soares: Im so sorry are you...
Child: (runs away and screams) Stop being such a Soares!!!!

Soares by The Moobs March 3, 2008

Words you can keep

Kevin Soares

Widely known around the Rhode Island-Massachusetts area. He is known for his fashion statements and epically messed up hair, which he achieves by manipulating the product Big Sexy Hair. He is followed everywhere by an ever-changing band of groupies.

Sean:Seein' Kevin Soares is like seein' a celeb!
Jesus: Eshhhhh! yes, my son, it is.

Kevin Soares by kitttykat July 6, 2009

Related Words

Soares • Bea Soares • João Soares • Kevin Soares • k-soares • Sophia Soares • the soares • Tyler Soares • To pull a Soares • SORES

Tyler Soares

Souless Ginger.

Tyler Soares is a souless ginger.

Tyler Soares by SoulessGinger July 9, 2010

João Soares

A good guy which sometimes is a bit mysterious creep. However, he can also be a true fat ass bitch. He eats Bia everyday and is as dumb as hell! Most of the people that know him, hate him because he is an ass hole. Including me.

Hey, did you se joão soares? I so want do hit that bitch!

Dude did you see how joão soares ate Bia yesterday?!

João soares loves to suck

João Soares by Jubicley April 22, 2019

the soares

The stretching of young innocent assholes by a larger much older male.

The young girl looked at me and I gave her the Soares. Hey she was asking for it. She was coming on to mel

the soares by DJHAZZYHAZ July 28, 2009

Sophia Soares

Sophia Soares is weirdly attracted to a boy named John Markowski. She is funny, a little crazy, athletic and all around a very nice person. (John Markowski is super hot, no homo.) She's also very cute ;)

Sophia Soares says to her friends "I love John Markowski, hes sooo hot. I pretend my toy flamingo is him sometimes"

Sophia Soares by J0nnyB01 June 30, 2021

k-soares

A large lump usually forming on the bottom curvature of the testicles.

Kevin was so excited when Notre Dame scored a touchdown that he leapt up into the air, hovering above the couch, then landed hard on one of his own huge testicles resulting in a massive k-soares.

k-soares by Ted Banana January 19, 2008

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026