So not halalmode is the phrase meaning something is not ethical but is used in a joking a matter this meme was created by Bader Al Safar or on tiktok @baderalsafar
it means so cool or very nice. it was made up by this cringy ass bitch on tiktok who is arabian and was prolly ngl a part of the nyc tower attacks. He is so cool because he owns everything supreme. and bro wont get the hell past the squid games dolgonna candy type shit. bro prolly tries roblox sex in fortnite while actually doing it in real life.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.