Snowmeat 

A large hunk of snow that’s good for throwing or making snowmen.

Hey guys there’s a great piece of snowmeat on my car: grab it!

Snowmeat by Thelwoods January 23, 2022

Snowdeath 

The gross overreaction of the media and segments of the general public to an extremely low amount of predicted snowfall (or flurries). This overreaction tends to dull otherwise competant people into making foolish decisions.

People clearing the shelves of perishable food (not canned food) when there is a potential of a Snowdeath. However, if a storm did occur, the food could go bad due to a loss of power.

The media running crawls of the Snowdeath on the bottom of the television screen and well as breaking into broadcasting when snow does actually fall. The media also sends TEAMS of reporters to cover flurries falling throughout a fifteen county area, just to be SURE we are SAFE.

An Emergency Manager sounding the tornado siren to warn of impending doom, er, Snowdeath (flurries).

Snowdeath by GeorgiaBoy March 6, 2013

Snowmeltpocalypse 

Term to describe when winter snow melt is effected by warmer than usual temperatures causing it to melt extremely fast.

Global warming may be the cause for a Snowmeltpocalypse

Unusually warm spring weather could bring a snowmeltpocalypse to the region

Snowmeltpocalypse could push reservoirs the very high levels

Snowmeltpocalypse by |EStarr| April 17, 2011

snowment 

Time taking admiring falling snow

I had a beautiful snowment this afternoon watching the snowflakes settle.

snowment by Halycyon February 23, 2017

Snoweating 

To force an innocent dog via jerking its dick off to produce "snow" (semen) everywhere and begin to munch it

"Bro this Rocco guy is totally snoweating his neighbour's dog!"

Snoweating by UbearAq March 5, 2024

North Russian Snowmelt

When you stick a mixture of snow and ice in a girls pussy and ass and fuck her until it melts then collect the water and use it to suck his dick

It was cold as fuck outside so i gave a her a north russian snowmelt

North Russian Snowmelt by Bigman19 December 24, 2025