Definitions by UbearAq

Crazy Bones

a guy who gets a boner and goes on a fucking spree with every dog he sees when he's outside

person 1: I think that guy has the case of crazy bones!!
person 2: oh yeah I see it he's fucking every dog in the park

Crazy Bones by UbearAq March 12, 2024

Snow eater 

A person who forcibly jerks off dogs to make it produce "snow" (semen) and proceeds to lick it up freaky style. The person then proceeds to have an intense meltdown for 30 minutes because he got high on the dog's semen.

"I'm addicted to being a Snow eater... Dogs are just so sexy"

Snow eater by UbearAq March 6, 2024

Snow eater 

A person who forcibly jerks off dogs to make it produce "snow" (semen) and proceeds to lick it up freaky style. The person then proceeds to have an intense meltdown for 30 minutes because he got high on the dog's semen.

"I'm addicted to being a snow eater... Dogs are just so sexy"

Snow eater by UbearAq March 6, 2024

Snoweating 

To force an innocent dog via jerking its dick off to produce "snow" (semen) everywhere and begin to munch it

"Bro this Rocco guy is totally snoweating his neighbour's dog!"

Snoweating by UbearAq March 5, 2024