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Snowball's Chance In Hell

Where a guy tells his woman that she can give him a snowball kiss after he cums in her mouth, but instead he covers her mouth and punches her in the stomach to make her swallow, and then runs away.
Jenny is so mad, she wanted to snowball me, but I gave her a snowball's chance in hell instead.

Snowball's chance in hell

Something extremely unlikely to occur, and if it does it will only be transcient.
"That's a great idea to solve the political crisis in Mali. It seems adapted to the context, and is based on discussions with people. But, we are the United Nations, so good ideas have a snowball's chance in hell of surviving."

A snowball's chance in hell 

what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell
"Joe has a snowball's chance in hell at getting a girlfriend, he's too fat"

A snowballs chance in hell

A phrase used to describe something with a very low possibilty of happening/succeeding.

(Plays on the idea that hell is hot so the snow would melt)
Guy 1: I'm so guna hit that!
Guy 2: Dude, you ain't got a snowballs chance in hell.

a snowballs chance in hell

The chance a snowball has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of hell, kind of like the chance frosty the snowman has against a military grade flamethrower or popsicle against the heat of the sun
"theres a snowballs chance in hell of that guy jumping that and not breaking every bone in his body"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026