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Alaskan Snow Hole 

When one shits in the snow, let’s it become an icicle, then fucks themself or someone else with it until it becomes warm shit again.
I shat so much that i had to give James the Alaskan Snow Hole.

piss holes in the snow

Holes made in the snow, that are not attractive because you know how they were made.

Normally used to refer to a persons eyes "The morning after night before" when they have a very bad hangover, and it shows.
1. "Man what a night I had last night, I got totally pissed!"

2. "I can tell, your eyes look like piss holes in the snow."
piss holes in the snow by Dorsai December 24, 2010

piss holes in the snow

ones eyes, usually a positive connotation by referring to the deepness of the warm piss melting a deep hole in the snow
That phat azz matches yer pissholes in the snow. cracka.
piss holes in the snow by Vivector February 3, 2004

Snowhole 

Gross vaginal fungus, usually white in color. Collects on the inner lips of the vagina, is extremely off-putting and gross.
That girl had snowhole, so I got the fuck outta Dodge.
Snowhole by UrBANhammer December 13, 2009

snowhole rape 

Snowhole rape is the action of putting snow inside a girls vagina and putting your dick inside them
snowhole rape by Dick meaning March 10, 2017

Snowhole 

Verb

This is for the discerning gentleman (and occasionally lady).

To snowhole is to combine two of the three best things in life, sex and drugs. It is for the extremely decadent and hedonistic, as well as those with a fair amount of disposable income.

Those who wish to legitimately snowhole must understand that in many jurisdictions they be commuting two crimes.

First off they must obtain a hooker. It does not matter about their appearance but what is vital is that they allow rimming to be one of their services.

Next udp they must also purchase a decent quantity of cocaine. Around a gram if it is quality, but probably more if not.

Once said lady of the night arrives and you get down to business, place her in doggy position and proceed to line the rim of her arsehole with your freshly purchased product. Once it is nice and think, begin the rimmimg and enjoy a sensational euphoria which is hard to top.

Rim and repeat

(This can work in non-transactional relationships. But there is a school of thought that in order to be a true purveyor of snowholing one must commit to the most debauched methods possible)
Snowhole

Hey baby, mind if I snowhole your arse?

Lads I’ve got a gram, iv checked the Friday Ad, I’m going snowholing tonight!
Snowhole by Business Only March 14, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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