Definitions by alaskalover123

Alaskan Menstruation

When someone WITH A VAGINA puts a taper in a penises meatus (or urethra) until it bleeds, then plugs the hole with snow.

Kelly was so fed up with her boyfriends shenanigans that she had to give him the classic Alaskan Menstruation.

Alaskan Menstruation by alaskalover123 January 5, 2021

Alaskan Snow Hole 

When one shits in the snow, let’s it become an icicle, then fucks themself or someone else with it until it becomes warm shit again.

I shat so much that i had to give James the Alaskan Snow Hole.

Alaskan Snow Hole by alaskalover123 January 3, 2021