Snout Goblin

Someone who loves cigarettes. Usually JPS or Benson and Hedges. snout goblins will do anything to get a cigarette, even if it means the genocide of a whole race.

Oh my goodness Darren, please get the kids inside I just saw the local snout goblin !

Snout Goblin by The Babber October 7, 2019

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snot goblin

this is a goblin that sucks all the snot out of your nose and then takes the time to look in your fridge for a bit to eat. Then the snot eating freak is off to his next victom.

"that snot goblin was here last night, again, that bastard, i know have to buy more tuna." said tommy

snot goblin by Brian February 23, 2004

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Snout Goblin • Snot Goblin • snout • Snout and Candy • Snout sniffer • snout blaster • snout bomb • Snout-box • snout deep • snout flaut

Snot Goblin

A snivelling, little wretch who resembles Golam from Lord of The Rings

"Shut your whining, Snot Goblin"

Snot Goblin by No Cola December 15, 2003

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Snot Goblin

(Noun) A term given to someone in a voice chat that sounds like they have a metric shit ton of snot up their nose when they're talking. Most snot goblins are under the age of 16 and usually behave in a really annoying manner by ruining the experience for everyone else in the voice chat.

Snot Goblins are commonly encountered in VC-related games on Roblox like Rate My Avatar or in discord calls.

1: "There's a snot goblin nearby."

2: "How do you know?"

1: "I am hearing his voice."

Snot Goblin by Whatwasnixie August 31, 2024

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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