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It's not us- my sister was being silly when I was calling her a goddess and she said I don't feel like one right now I feel like a snottus. Sometimes her thoughts are funny.

Snottus, it's a goddess that's not us

A woman that's not feeling it or having a good day but has ugly cried trying to rectify her day with snot rolling down her nose.
She was being yelled at and she replied "snottus! Neither one of us did that!"

Caroline cried! She's the goddess, snottus!

It's just snottus kind of day.

Unhand me you snottus! You have the wrong man! *said in a Monty Python " accent
Snottus by Ducky1332 January 23, 2024
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It's not us- my sister was being silly when I was calling her a goddess and she said I don't feel like one right now I feel like a snottus. Sometimes her thoughts are funny.

Snottus, it's a goddess that's not us

A woman that's not feeling it or having a good day but has ugly cried trying to rectify her day with snot rolling down her nose.
She was being yelled at and she replied "snottus! Neither one of us did that!"

Caroline cried! She's the goddess, snottus!

It's just snottus kind of day.

Unhand me you snottus! You have the wrong man! *said in a Monty Python " accent
Snottus by Ducky1332 January 23, 2024

snottsdale 

A nickname for Scottsdale Arizona, used to describe it and its residents, who can sometimes be snobby or snotty
Man what a bitch, she must be from Snottsdale
snottsdale by DMAZ June 21, 2007

Snottasplat

an amalgamation of booger and wank. This is the mixture that occurs while you sneeze while you cum, and both end up on your belly.
Jordan had a nasty yee yee ass snottasplat while we were having a sleepover with the lads.
Snottasplat by Jazz_ve April 30, 2021

alarionne scottusi

andrea alvarez best friend arianne susi and ex-talking stage alarion scott literally combined
Person 1: bro I miss alarionne scottusi so much they keep ghosting me for weeks
Person 2: girl shut up

alarionne scottusi

Andy’s best friend arianne and ex talking stage alarion’s name literally combined 🤦🏻 ♀️
Person 1: girl I miss alarionne scottusi so much they have been ghosting me for weeks 😔
Person 2: girl can u shut up
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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