Snot Tits

1. When a guy busts a nut on a girl's tits. But the load just hits the nipple and drips off looking like snot from a nose.

2. When a guy motorboats a girl's bear chest but has a bad cold and leaves snot all over the girls tits

1. My girl did not enjoy the fact that I pulled out and gave her a pair of snot tits. That shit dripped all over her bed.

2. Johnny had a terrible cold and after motorboating the stripper for $5 he left her with a pair of snot tits.

by Von Ludewig October 18, 2008

That's not the tits

When something isn't good or sucks. It's the opposite of "That's the tits"

Dooey: "My car broke down while I was going 75mph down the freeway dude"
Friend: "That's not the tits"

by JazzElectro October 21, 2009