White snot surprise

A "white snot surprise" is when a person is giving you head, and you cum so hard that it goes out of their nose.
Dude, I gave Paris a white snot surprise last night!
by Sleepy_Joe September 01, 2009
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The Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise uses the Neti Hot Pot at the conclusion of a blow job while standing upright. While getting your nob slobbed, have a Neti Hot Pot handy. Right before you blow your load, tilt your head to the side and use Neti Hot Pot. The hot diarrhea will enter your top nostril and travel through nasal cavity and exit out of your bottom nostril, then falling down and covering the giver of the blow job with a nice coating of snotty diarrhea. While they are being covered they are also receiving a hot load of cum in their mouth.

I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.
I lit some candles, spray shit into my Neti Pot and the wife got down on her knees. It was a great birthday being able to do the ol Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise
by Grumpy Dan December 01, 2019
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Snot Surprise

When a male collects all of the snot he can , and stuffs it in his foreskin before an oral sex act to surprise his partner with extra taste.
I'm going to give my partner with a snot surprise tonight.
by TheRatcliffe September 12, 2025
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