Snot Storm 

When you are talking to someone and you sneeze, getting snot all over your elbow and face. Then you keep your elbow above your nose and awkwardly walk away like a fucking idiot from the person you were talking too until you get tissues. But when there are no tissues you run away to the bathroom or try to play it off. (Typically happens in School).

My brain: Fuck I gotta sneeze
Person: *Talking*
My brain: Sneezing in 3..2...1
Me: Sneezing and gets shit all over my face
Me: *Awkwardly walks away looking like a fucking idiot with his/her elbow above thier face.
Snot Storm

Snot Storm by asdsadaadsd October 15, 2019

African Snowstorm 

A phrase used to describe participating in sexual intercourse with 2 or more well pigmented chocolate females, then ejaculating all over them until they turn white and look like they were in a snowstorm

Bro 1: Bro I African snowstormed some bitches last night
Bro 2: brooo sick lemme join in and we can double stuff Oreo next time
Bro 1: alright np i will let u know
Bro 2: thanks brotatochip

African Snowstorm by Pussydestroyer42069lmaogg July 24, 2018

Alaskan Snowstorm 

The act of having your asshole fisted full of white bakers flour and then proceeding to fart in the face of the fister

After the Big Country concert Sambo asked Nugara if he could fist Nugara’s asshole full of bakers flour so that he could give Sambo an Alaskan Snowstorm.

Nugara happily obliged but when Sambo realised that Nugara had been eating baked beans and cabbages the whole previous day he literally turned white as a ghost!

Alaskan Snowstorm by Craig McNamara March 26, 2020

Snowstorm07 

A crazy mofo who I once played CoD MW3 against on Playstation 3. He is seen rocking the striker and destroying your team with incredible ease. He specializes in team deathmatch as seen in the leaderboards. You could have a team full of people at 10th prestige, and him with a team of Christmas Noobs, and they will still win by him carrying their team.

Team Mate: Dude that guy just got 76 kills in a team deathmatch. He pulled a Chuck Norris.

Me: Nah man, more like he pulled a Snowstorm07.

Snowstorm07 by Howishesogood? January 26, 2012

Snowstorm Roulette 

Deciding whether or not to do your work due the next day. Betting on whether or not the snowstorm will be big enough to cancel work

Hey dude. Did you hear there might be a snowstorm tonorrow. Will you be studying for the test tomorrow?

No. I am playing Snowstorm Roulette. School will be cancelled.

I hope you're right

Snowstorm Roulette by An Observant Dad February 18, 2011

Siberian Snowstorm

When an individual is laying on his back masturbating, and just before he ejaculates, he rolls his legs up over his shoulders so the cum drips on his face. Also known as "pulling a deep abyss" because doing so can get you into such a deep hole of homosexuality, no degree of heterosexual acts or "no homo" exclamations can dig you out.

Person A: Sorry I'm late, I got caught in a Siberian Snowstorm.
Person B: What's all that white stuff on your face........?

Siberian Snowstorm by Bunsack McGoo January 5, 2009

german snowstorm 

The process of ripping out some of ur pubes and sprinkling them onto someones head

"I just gave my brother the german snowstorm"

german snowstorm by BBBallA10 February 6, 2007