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dog snot 

The clear fluid that dribbles from the eye of a gentlemans pleasure pole prior to the big unloading..

So called because it is similar in taste and consistency to the stuff that leaks out of Fido's nose..

Useful for lubricating the mammaries as you thrust the man-meat between them before giving madam a pearl necklace..
Madam: "Have you cum?"..

Sir: "Not yet darling.."

Madam: "Whats that mess on me tits then?"..

Sir: "That's just dog snot dear.. Tadpole soup will be delievered shortly..
dog snot by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

dog snot windows

Nasty,disgusting,windows on cars that are smeared with snot from doggy passengers pressing their noses against the glass. Most commonly found on behemoth "granny tank" autos owned by a little old ladies with 3-5 poodles.
Check out the dog snot windows on that Coupe DeVille.

Dog Snot 

Had a cold when I went down on your mom so I gave her a Dog Snot.
Dog Snot by Dingaroo December 2, 2020
A dog that is very, VERY nosy and snobby.
Who also probably eats their snot but none knows for sure and stuff- eh whatever.
Oh my god why is your dog such a... snotdog?!
snotdog by Plozbit67 February 10, 2025