Snorflump

The disconcerting phenomenon of mistaking a sneeze for an orgasm, resulting in an unexpected penis explosion.

I thought that I had a sneeze, but I had an Snorflump. Now my friend has not only cum, but chunks of my meat on him

Snorflump by V_d March 17, 2025

snorklump

An adjective that can be used to describe anything. This word has no particular meaning, but means anything the situation requires.

That tornado was pretty snorklump.

snorklump by Grand Master Awesome September 6, 2012

snardlump 

Most commonly heard in northern climates; defines the annoying clump of compact snow that collects in wheelwells of automobiles. Removable only with a good kick from a well booted foot. Also, anything that impedes progress in a timely or smooth manner.

I can't finish this essay; I've got snardlumps on the brain.

snardlump by zippy March 8, 2005

snowplump 

The hump of snow at the foot of your driveway after the city snowplow comes through your street.

After the last snowflake landed, I finished shoveling my driveway but this morning I woke up to find a damn snowplump sitting there!

snowplump by $tephanie January 4, 2008

scurflumpled 

v. a mixture of the feelings happy confuzed and puking all at the same time

ex. steve, was scurflumpled

scurflumpled by inka November 13, 2023