by princess of poughkeepsie January 13, 2010
by T_Vittle January 1, 2011
A rare breed of Eastern United States Troll. A Snooki is generally found face down in a gutter or sewer covered in it's own vomit or at a tanning salon trying to bake itself into a vaguely human form to fool the masses of teenage/early twenties wannabe ho's and doushe bags.
If confronted by a Snooki be advised that you should cover your ears so you can't here it try to speak an english like language to lure you into it's mouth, and cover your eyes because due to it's small pea sized brain it will assume that if you can't see it, it can't see you.
If confronted by a Snooki be advised that you should cover your ears so you can't here it try to speak an english like language to lure you into it's mouth, and cover your eyes because due to it's small pea sized brain it will assume that if you can't see it, it can't see you.
by T_Vittle December 31, 2011
One of the cast members of the original series Jersey Shore. The 4'9 tall guidette who loves juiceheads and pickles. When something makes her upset she goes "Waaaa"
JWOWW:Snooki what's wrong?
Snooki:Emilio just told me he fucked a girl!
JWOWW: That's fucked up
Snooki: Waaaaa!!!
Snooki:Emilio just told me he fucked a girl!
JWOWW: That's fucked up
Snooki: Waaaaa!!!
by Deztiny October 18, 2010
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Main Entry: Snoo· kie
Pronunciation: \sə-noo-key-\
Function: noun, adjective
Date: 2009
: relating to or being a dirty vagina : maintaining a superficial outlook esp. concerning promiscuity: extraordinary nasty and probably bad smelling up close
— snoo·kie·ish adverb
— snoo·kie·d transitive verb
Pronunciation: \sə-noo-key-\
Function: noun, adjective
Date: 2009
: relating to or being a dirty vagina : maintaining a superficial outlook esp. concerning promiscuity: extraordinary nasty and probably bad smelling up close
— snoo·kie·ish adverb
— snoo·kie·d transitive verb
"Damn Regg! That snookie made my house stink!"
"Is that a snookie I smell, or did someone microwave a cat?"
"James got snookied by a prostitute at his bachelor party."
"Is that a snookie I smell, or did someone microwave a cat?"
"James got snookied by a prostitute at his bachelor party."
by KB5K February 3, 2010
The past tense of the act of a woman getting banged in the face for either talking shit or being disrespectful.
by rkeezy January 23, 2010