Snooki's Headphones 

When a male ejaculates into both of their partner's ears, hindering auditory perception.

My girlfriend kept bitching about my loud music during sex, so I warned her that I would give her Snooki's Headphones if she didn't shut up.

Snooki's Headphones by Sharpyposted April 3, 2011

Snooki's pretty sister 

A woman who is very ugly, and tans way too much.

Sara: "Have you seen the new girl? She needs to spend more time inside."

Danny: "She's Snooki's pretty sister."

Snooki's pretty sister by awesomecookies July 25, 2010

Asian Snooky Syndrome (A.S.S.) 

People of Asian descent who take on characteristics of "Snooky" from Jersey Shore. Are highly discriminatory towards any culture except for the Asian culture.

"Asian Snooky Syndrome (A.S.S.)" Dressing inappropriately, carrying ridiculously expensive handbags, driving luxury cars, behaving like a low class individual and all around doing nothing to deserve it. Most synonymous with spoiled F.O.B.'s

Asian Snooky Syndrome (A.S.S.) by BigWillyK October 2, 2012

Snooki Syndrome

A girl who is of the larger variety, who is also short, thinks that she is thin and petite simply because she is short. Like Snooki from the Jersey Shore they will wear clothes that aren't meant for their body type but for skinny girls.

Look at that chick's clothes. She's come down with a serious case of Snooki Syndrome

Snooki Syndrome by TheAmazingA June 28, 2011

Snooki surprise 

When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.

When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.

An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.

When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.

Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.

She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.

He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.

My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.

Snooki surprise by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017

Snooki surprise 

When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.

When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.

An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.

When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.

Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.

She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.

He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.

My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.

Snooki surprise by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017

Snooki want smoosh smoosh 

A famous creature (unknown why) in jersey shore, that wants smoosh smoosh, apearently it will rape men and boys. To beat this creature, you must be from Jersey and you must slap her in the face.

SNOOKI WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH!!!

Snooki want smoosh smoosh by GuidoWhoFistPumps October 19, 2010