Snooki's Headphones
My girlfriend kept bitching about my loud music during sex, so I warned her that I would give her Snooki's Headphones if she didn't shut up.
Snooki's Headphones by Sharpyposted April 3, 2011
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Snooki's pretty sister
Sara: "Have you seen the new girl? She needs to spend more time inside."
Danny: "She's Snooki's pretty sister."
Danny: "She's Snooki's pretty sister."
Snooki's pretty sister by awesomecookies July 25, 2010
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Asian Snooky Syndrome (A.S.S.)
People of Asian descent who take on characteristics of "Snooky" from Jersey Shore. Are highly discriminatory towards any culture except for the Asian culture.
"Asian Snooky Syndrome (A.S.S.)" Dressing inappropriately, carrying ridiculously expensive handbags, driving luxury cars, behaving like a low class individual and all around doing nothing to deserve it. Most synonymous with spoiled F.O.B.'s
Asian Snooky Syndrome (A.S.S.) by BigWillyK October 2, 2012
Snooki Syndrome
A girl who is of the larger variety, who is also short, thinks that she is thin and petite simply because she is short. Like Snooki from the Jersey Shore they will wear clothes that aren't meant for their body type but for skinny girls.
Snooki Syndrome by TheAmazingA June 28, 2011
Snooki surprise
When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
Snooki surprise by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
Snooki surprise
When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
Snooki surprise by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
Snooki want smoosh smoosh
A famous creature (unknown why) in jersey shore, that wants smoosh smoosh, apearently it will rape men and boys. To beat this creature, you must be from Jersey and you must slap her in the face.
Snooki want smoosh smoosh by GuidoWhoFistPumps October 19, 2010
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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