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cum sniper 

A gay man, usually a Chris who intercepts a mans load.
I was about to shoot my load on my girlfriend , but that cum sniper Chris intercepted it with his face.
cum sniper by Rumplenutz January 9, 2017

Cum Sniper 

A man who hasn't blown his load in a long time and finally nuts. The force of said load then shoots out a long distance, like a sniper rifle.
Lauren thought she was safe from his ejaculate, but she got blinded by his load from over 6 feet away! She wasn't counting on him being a cum sniper.
Cum Sniper by ButtInTheFront March 2, 2017
When your jerking of and when you cum, you hit a fly or some other insect/object out of the air
Yo I hit a cum snipe on a fly the other day
Cum Snipe by It's MA'AM January 15, 2019

cumshot sniper

The male ejaculates a projectile shaped drop of cum which hits the female on a weak spot (i.e. eye). In contrast to a common cumshot it requires solid aiming, the correct muzzle velocity and the right amount of jizz in order to create the perfect shot.
He was an amazing cumshot sniper and she was impressed by his aiming skills. Right in her left eye. They were laughing all night.
cumshot sniper by EFIL4ZIFG July 8, 2022
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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