Snerd Gurgler 

-Noun (snerd gur-guhler)
A person who is required to perform oral sex as a result of losing a bet or contest.

Breakdown: Snerd: genitalia;

Gurgle: the act of performing oral sex.

Origin:

Roman: (Snerdius Gurglius)

circa: 30 A.D.

"Jake had to gurgle Sarah's snerd because he lost in a "name that tune" contest. He's such a snerd gurgler!"

Common 30 A.D. usage: "I told you he wasn't the messiah! Now you have to gurlge my snerd; you snerd gurgler!

Snerd Gurgler by El Destructo March 13, 2010

snurd gurgler 

someone who snorts cum through his/her nose and spits it back out through his/her mouth

your one gay snurd gurgler

snurd gurgler by Hotchick6985784 May 23, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016