snurd

a snotty kid that acts like a real turd.

If that little snurd was my kid, I would kick his ass!

by maverickdallas June 25, 2010

snurd

when someone shits in the bath and pokes it down the plughole with his big toe

coombesy is a snerd

by rob coombes October 07, 2003

SNURD

The art of sniffing Ladies bike seats in warm/hot weather.
Best performed on a tandam with the Lady at the front whilst going uphill.

Are we going out snurding today love?
The weathermen say it's going to be cracking the flags!

by Galoot of the Grove June 09, 2004

Snurd

A fusion of snow and dog waste (turd) often seen during a thaw.

*Mark Saunders Definition*

Mark: "Why's that snowball brown?"
Izzy: "Must've been a snurd"

by Izzyyy :) February 03, 2009

Snurd

To sneeze so hard that you shit yourself, more commonly known as a sneeze-turd. Not to be confused with a snart.

"Damn dude, its allergy season and I know I'm just gonna shnurd this year."

".... and then I snurded right there in her office!"

by InspectorSlap June 06, 2015

Snurd Gurgling

Verb: The process of snorting ejaculate through one's nose, only to spit it back up again through one's mouth.

Etymology: Derived from the root word to "snur" which means to snort with one's nose.

While having gay, coked-up sex, Tony removed his penis from Brian's ass and shot his load onto the table where they were doing coke. Both Tony and Brian then begin snurd gurgling the hot, coked up load.

by Brian Schilling December 10, 2004

snurd gurgler

someone who snorts cum through his/her nose and spits it back out through his/her mouth

your one gay snurd gurgler

by Hotchick6985784 May 16, 2006