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Sexy nerd. Usually with sexy nerdy glasses.
Morgan Webb is the snerdiest snerd ever!
by Snerd May 26, 2005
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A snerd, or snerding, is when something makes you laugh suddenly and instead of laughing out your mouth, you laugh out your nose and boogers come out.
"OMG! That was so funny you made me snerd!!"

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by sometime January 07, 2011
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snerd: noun. A nerd that engages in sinful or wanton behavior; diametrically opposed to restrained, conservative nerd habits.
I have rarely met such a lustful, decadent snerd!
by Marcus Macdonald May 21, 2008
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Stands for "Search Nerd". One who embraces and celebrates the lifestyle of the Search Engine Marketer. He/She who appreciates the value of quality scores, relevancy, and phrase match.
The Snerd at work has a digital picture frame on his desk with an image of his Google Adwords Professional Certificate.
by SnerdsUnited June 24, 2010
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It means the detritus of living: sometimes as metaphorical junk, more often, snerd is used to describe physical impediments.
"That's just more political snerd to cover the real questions."
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"I've so much snerd lieing about my house, I can't find my glasses."
by Mike Hess October 27, 2003
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The act of sniffing the newly vacated seat of a woman once she has arisen to leave the room.
Alex snorted Shabbey's seat like it was a line of freshly cut cocaine when she got up to go to the kitchen, what a snerd.
by Big Darryl Eastlake May 26, 2008
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