Sneakbadger

A person/persons who play(s) Tiger Woods and some how manage to obtain green status even though they were blatently going to end up in the "Spinach Patch"

J-mo, how the fuck did u end up on the green then, you Sneakbadger!

by Darren Miller October 31, 2007

Sneak Badger

Somebody who is very lucky, somehow managing to achieve what they wanted even though they looked like they were going to fuck up for sure.

Playing Tiger Woods.
(James) "Looks like im going to hit the green"
(Darren) "How the fuck did you manage that, you didn't even hit the ball straight you fucking sneak badger"

by Darren Miller November 5, 2007

steambadger

A Steambadger is when ever you're riding a cadaver in reverse cowgirl so good that you start gnawing the toes and shit up the chest of the body.

The mortician's wife was infamous for her steambadgery.

by Savage Boner September 24, 2016