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A snaky reptilian cryptid born from failed love on internet dating apps that lures you in with day time programming and cheap high street spray just to paralyse you with its trademark dirty look.

BEWARE SNATIE AT ALL COSTS
Guy 1: i feel really lonely i’m going to instal tinder

Guy 2: be careful you may invoke the snatie..

*snatie in the background* <><><><><>~
Snatie by Edger Allen Ho November 23, 2021
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Its a harry potters voiceseses in the fan (shit has hit the fan) im definitlety not on acid rn
i like this snakies in the grass on acid
on holiday in spain i would like to be a snakies
jess lemmon is the snakies

i would like to go for a testing (said the riley man)
Snakies by psynodinm snakes June 9, 2018
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Common slang for "state trooper" used in the New England area, especially Massachusetts.
I was pulled over on the highway by a statie for going 130 MPH in a 55 MPH zone in my Lamborghini.
staties by ike August 15, 2004

snatters 

Northern Ireland slang for Snot, Bogies, boogers in particular the runny outstream from the nose during a cold.
"Don't wipe your snatters on your sleeve!"
snatters by FatFrankie November 27, 2007
American slang for a “Latte Snob.” A passionate connoisseur of the espresso to milk ratio in a Latte, and its resulting quality.
My spouse is such a Snatte, she won’t let me order for her without written instructions for the barista.
snatte by DCpug December 5, 2018

satiety attack 

when u binge on a huge meal and afterward you're overwhelmed by remorse and tell yourself you'll never touch another morsel of food again
On the way back from the gym I pigged out at Burger King and then I went home and had this massive satiety attack.
satiety attack by Mas y Menos July 12, 2010

Snatterbox 

A static box used by TV networks on the sidelines of NFL games. The snatterbox is a trap-type box for holding cords and other important technical types of things.
What that is, a snatterbox?
Snatterbox by cccccc75 January 29, 2017