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Snatch Catch 

1. A rape condom, like the ones being given out to women in parts of Africa, where rape is a problem. The condoms, which are inserted inside a woman's vagina before a rape, have barbed spikes on the inside, that will catch and tear up a man's penis as he attempts to insert it into the unwilling woman's vagina.

2. Also a friend or sibling who is keeping one from getting snatch (i.e. vagina,) because of their loserly or homosexual nature.
1. Dammit man! I went to Africa to rape some women, but the first bitch I came across had a snatch catch on her. Now I piss blood, and Im locked up in this smelly African Prison.

2. I saw some fine ass bitches, but I had my little snatch catch brother with me, so I didn't get any play.
Snatch Catch by HungLo December 21, 2005

snatch catch 

Female equivalent of a cockblock. Someone or something that gets in the way of a woman getting laid.
This guy was checking me out, but my boyfriend was hanging all over me like a total snatch catch. There was no way I was getting laid.
snatch catch by webBoi November 13, 2011

snatch catch 

A photo taken of a females genitalia
omg bro did you see the snatch catch chloe sent me earlier?
snatch catch by Toddy's Terms June 28, 2019

Snatch Catch 

Female version of a nut cup, used to protect your genitals in sports.
Stephanie-“Yo Tiffany you got an extra snatch catch I can borrow for my tennis match later”

Tiffany- “Yeah of course I would want you to hurt your ovaries”
Snatch Catch by MiTheGoddess September 6, 2021

Catch-a-snatch 

To fall asleep for 20 to 30 minutes, usually residing in an automobile or rock wall.

catch her by the snatch 

“I really don’t like that phrase, so I’ll just say ‘catch her by the snatch.’”
catch her by the snatch by GKH1220 February 28, 2018