snappable

A picture worth sending to your friends.

Omar the dog is very snappable.

by Cookie769 November 13, 2014

Snappable

When you’re very easily snapped

A: *rants*
B: Wow shister snapped

A: yesh, I’m very snappable today

by obsessedwithhotguys September 1, 2018

snappable

adj. (from snapped), to look good, amazing, to snap

A: OMG, you snapped. You look bomb, so snappable!
B: Thanks, boo. You are look good too.

by TessShocker December 21, 2019

snapple noises

sound that people make when they are making out and remove their lips from each other

I turned around and I saw Jack and Jill making snapple noises

by JRJS Leslie July 29, 2009

snappage

"snappage" is a term used for someone who has broken their erect penis

Did you hear the news? Zane got a snappage last night

by mortal13 October 8, 2018

Snapple Fact #69

A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.

It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.

Examples include:

Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.

Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.

Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself

Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.

Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?

by Biznatch Man May 25, 2010

Snapple Cap Speech

noun, A poorly written speech with random facts, presumably from snapple caps, used to fill up time.

Dude 1: That guy knew his speech wouldn't be long enough, so he just started droppin' facts that he thought were interesting to kill time.

Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.

by Billy Mays' Ghost August 5, 2009