by Snapjob December 17, 2018
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-No dude, ever since kim gave him that fierce slapjob hes turned into a bag of shit.
-No dude, ever since kim gave him that fierce slapjob hes turned into a bag of shit.
by Zelda da asshole crusher January 10, 2010
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by Jfetch3 January 20, 2015
Get the snagjob mug.When a guy soaps up his hands, and starts jacking off with alot of soap on his wack-hand. Making it feel like he's getting a blowjob. This was discovered and usually occurs in the shower so after you finish you'll still feel "clean."
Hey Jerry! Yesterday after soccer practice, I was in the shower and finally grew the balls to give myself a soapjob. It felt like Amy was deepthroating me with soap spit!
by Mike Pirrotta :D January 22, 2009
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by kgils March 6, 2019
Get the slapjob mug.To rapidly slap ones cock with brisk quick hand motions, banging the genitalia against the inner thighs till the penis ejaculates. The slapping continues till the penis is a raw bloody phallus.
Brian recieved a jolly good slapjob from Larissa till his bloody cock had cum more then enough to fill a goats ass.
by Mr. Mayonasse August 21, 2007
Get the slapjob mug.When you’re being ridden cowgirl and reach around to slap their ass, only you miss and slap your nuts so hard you start to cry.
Why do my nuts hurt? Last night my girl was riding me so good that I reached around to slap her ass, but I missed and slap myself right in the balls so hard I started to cry. Gave myself a Cincinnati slapjob.
by CinciSlapper July 1, 2025
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