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When a guy soaps up his hands, and starts jacking off with alot of soap on his wack-hand. Making it feel like he's getting a blowjob. This was discovered and usually occurs in the shower so after you finish you'll still feel "clean."

Hey Jerry! Yesterday after soccer practice, I was in the shower and finally grew the balls to give myself a soapjob. It felt like Amy was deepthroating me with soap spit!

Soapjob by Mike Pirrotta :D January 22, 2009

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slapjob

straight up slappin weener instead of a normal handjob. no cum. no smile.

-Have you seen mac lately?
-No dude, ever since kim gave him that fierce slapjob hes turned into a bag of shit.

slapjob by Zelda da asshole crusher January 10, 2010

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Half-ass soap job

When you wash your white Ultraboosts with soap instead of a shoe cleaner. What were you expecting, pervert?😉

When Luigi gave Billy’s sneakers a half-ass soap job for $20, Billy refused to give free hot dogs for a month.

Half-ass soap job by sucker1 January 25, 2018

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slapjob

A quick and dirty edit to a project, usually via Photoshop.

I really wanted to dedicate the time to make a quality meme, but my mom came upstairs, so you'll have to settle for this slapjob.

slapjob by kgils March 6, 2019

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slapjob

To rapidly slap ones cock with brisk quick hand motions, banging the genitalia against the inner thighs till the penis ejaculates. The slapping continues till the penis is a raw bloody phallus.

Brian recieved a jolly good slapjob from Larissa till his bloody cock had cum more then enough to fill a goats ass.

slapjob by Mr. Mayonasse August 21, 2007

Snapjob

When someone takes an erect penis and bends until it “snaps” or brakes.

Man I’m not going to school today I just got a snapjob and I’m at the hospital.

Snapjob by Snapjob December 17, 2018

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Cincinnati Slapjob

When you’re being ridden cowgirl and reach around to slap their ass, only you miss and slap your nuts so hard you start to cry.

Why do my nuts hurt? Last night my girl was riding me so good that I reached around to slap her ass, but I missed and slap myself right in the balls so hard I started to cry. Gave myself a Cincinnati slapjob.

Cincinnati Slapjob by CinciSlapper July 1, 2025

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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