Snakey Jake

Overall dick who likes to spread gossip around

Man that guy is such a snakey jake

by Motherbanger April 14, 2020

snakey jakey

(v) wiggling sensation coming from behind.
(n) a non-sneaky attempt at anal sex.

holy crap, i thought the back door was locked!
but, there's always room for a snakey jakey.ALWAYS.

by wiggly piggly October 1, 2008

Shakey Jake

A person being so completely stoned out of their mind from only a few hits of Mary J. Thus causing them to lose control of their normal functions and begin a state of constatnt shaking.

Hey - its Shakey Jake!

by JAM May 16, 2004

Jake the Snake

One of the most notorious kids in all of Cranford. The holder of the Palooza. Supers powers include many women being attracted to him, an oversized penis which rivals that of a humpback whale, super srength, and ultimate coolness. His garage (where various Snakeapaloozas are held) is named the Snake pit. His only weakness is old neighbors...one call to the police and his powers ar rendered useless.

"Wow, is that Jake the Snake? What a good looking man...maybe he'll have my children."

by asdfdf September 4, 2006

jake the snake

the phrase 'jake the snake' refers to a game, which tests one's ability to jump over a rope, the 'snake,' who happens to be named jake.

shall we play jake the snake?

by jakewuzhere November 9, 2018

A Jake the snake

A Jake the snake is a handsome young boy who all the girls love and the boys are jealous of

Danae: did you see that guy!

Alina: yeah he's such a Jake the snake!

by Mike the bastard March 13, 2022

Jake the Snake

A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.

Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?

Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.

by StopJake2017 April 2, 2017