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snake bit
snake bit by NeckHolder May 26, 2006
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Snake Bit
When you're low on self esteem due to all the hardcore blow you did in your early days. And you're homeless and cant get away from all the hostility
Snake Bit by Sirparadiseking June 6, 2024
a snake bit my asshole
When you are going to take a poop and it stings and burns so much its almost like a snake crawled up your toilet and bit your anus
a snake bit my asshole by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 13, 2020
If it was a snake it would have bit you
Tyler: Have you seen my screwdriver?
Dillan: Yeah right there dumbass, if it was a snake it would have bit you
Dillan: Yeah right there dumbass, if it was a snake it would have bit you
If it was a snake it would have bit you by daddy dumbbell October 7, 2020
If It Were A Snake, It Would Have Bit Me
An idiom most often used in the Southern parts of the United States. Often heard when older men or women are searching in a general area, looking for a misplaced object. They search for a good while, only to find that the object was a few feet from them all the time. They pick it up, brush it off, grin and say:
"If it were a snake, it would have bit me."
"If it were a snake, it would have bit me."
This is because in the rural South snakes are a part of life. Everyone has at least one story about the time they were surprised by a rattler or a cottonmouth.
Guy 1: Where are my keys?
Guy 2: They are right in front of you on that table.
Guy 1: If it were a snake, it would have bit me.
Guy 1: Where are my keys?
Guy 2: They are right in front of you on that table.
Guy 1: If it were a snake, it would have bit me.
If It Were A Snake, It Would Have Bit Me by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ January 29, 2010
Snake bitch
Snake bitch by ps3psp August 23, 2017
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