Snafood 

Also Snafüd.

Etymology: from Snafu, meaning a blunder. Food blunders are snafus relating to food. Combined we have Snafüd, or Snafood.

“You were Snafüd when at 2:00 am you had those extra 3000 calories.”

“Bro, why you gotta put meat in that vegan persons dish. You totally Snafood them.”

“This is a Snafüd that’s worth it. Next time I’ll change.”

Snafood by mattanaw October 27, 2021

seafood snacker 

Someone who has casual sex with sailors.

That one cruising the sailor bars is a major seafood snacker!

seafood snacker by I, Wreckerrr January 24, 2017

seafood diet

A person who does the complete opposite of diet.

Hey John! Starting tomorrow, I'll take your advice to go on a seafood diet. Every food I will "see", I will eat.

seafood diet by robin_zib July 30, 2010

seafood steamer

Fingering a girl after she has driven 8 hours or more to come see you for sex, then you stick your fingers in her mouth.

Laura drove all the way here and i gave her a seafood steamer

seafood steamer by Davidhimself July 9, 2018

vertical seafood taco 

Slang for the female genitalia.

I'm gonna show ChelseaDave my vertical seafood taco tonight if he plays his card right.

vertical seafood taco by ChelseaDave November 17, 2006

Seafood Buffet 

A girl or guy whose crotch smells of fish* and crawling with crabs. Eat up!

*highly suggestive of herpes

In context of a guy friend getting dumped by his girlfriend:
It's okay man, bitch had a seafood buffet anyways.

Seafood Buffet by Albert2 May 12, 2007

vertical seafood taco 

A womans shaved Vagina which is symbolic of a upright taco shell stuffed with live squid and shrimp.

"i slammed into her vertical seafood taco"
"man, she had the juiciest vertical seafood taco ever!"

vertical seafood taco by D.Righteous July 25, 2007