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Snack o'clock 

the moment when you see someone very hot in person and would like to hook up with them
''Look at this hot boy over there, I really want to have sex with him!''
''I guess it's Snack o'clock.''
Snack o'clock by issasnackysnack February 12, 2018

11 o'clock smack 

If you're up at 11 on a school night, this rule states that your choices become to either whack your dick or go to sleep.
Man, I had myself an 11 o'clock smack last night because I wasn't ready to go to bed.

(talking to prissy girl) Well, it's the 11 o'clock smack, got to go to bed.
11 o'clock smack by ziggytheman October 23, 2014

Snackoclock

The time of day that you consistently have a snack.
Steve asked, Judy what time is it?

She replied, It's 8:00pm, so it's Snackoclock!
Snackoclock by Bean1231 October 30, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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