Used to describe a person whom, when you least expect it, will back stab you even though you love them. Can usually seen frolicking with a Lorenz. The combination will usually be referred to as joy boys.
Person 1: Yo fam could you believe I got saccentied?
Person 2: Bro that sucks, at least you didn’t get lorenzed.
Short for 'shit-accent'. Commonly adopted by someone who has traveled to a foreign country for a short period of time or adopts a foreign accent in an attempt to sound more cultured.
"I lived in the U.K. for a year 5 years ago". Oh yeah? Well that explains your shaccent.
"How's the shaccent on Cheryl?". Yeah I noticed that too, I think maybe she was born in Scotland?
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"