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A stupid waste of space applied to Objects and Living beings
That guy is a fuckin' Smutch!
Smutch by ButterSpreadBread December 22, 2019
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smutch • smutching • Smut chuck • smitch • smunch • Slutch • Scutch • skutch • smuch • smatch
halfway between some and much
we are having smutch fun together.
smutch by wacktozitsarefun October 20, 2004
An Adjective, having two different definitions to describe a male or female. This also may or may not be an Oney reference

Female: A woman with the right amount of jiggle

Male: a curvy fucking idiot
She/he is a great smutch
Smutch by HAMSLUDGE August 29, 2022
To use someone in a sexually submissive way without consent. Specifically to peg and submit him and make him act like a dog and bark. Done generally by a goth mommy.
I saw her smutch a man in the alleyway
Smutch by Rogluth June 4, 2024
Not too many, not a lot

Opposite of bare
There are smitch girls in this party :(
Smitch by Original-Goose October 8, 2019
Argot suisse définissant de manière négative une personne du milieu agricole ou une personne qui paraît vivre et embrasser les moeurs de milieu campagnard. Les seutchs sont souvant associés aux girons (une fête de jeunesse firbourgeoise), à la suze et à la musique type Avicii.
Regarde ce seutch avec sa chemise edelweiss qui écoute du Avicii en buvant de la suze.
seutch by GreemLuck May 28, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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