Smutch

A stupid waste of space applied to Objects and Living beings

That guy is a fuckin' Smutch!

by ButterSpreadBread December 23, 2019

smutching

Eating Loudly

Hey Gwenda shut the fuck up. I can here you smutching from across the room!

by cop_ths June 11, 2017

smutch

To soil or stain. You know what I mean.

"Smutch me, you saucy jack."

by Robocop April 30, 2004

smutch

halfway between some and much

we are having smutch fun together.

by wacktozitsarefun October 20, 2004

Smutch

An Adjective, having two different definitions to describe a male or female. This also may or may not be an Oney reference

Female: A woman with the right amount of jiggle

Male: a curvy fucking idiot

She/he is a great smutch

by HAMSLUDGE August 29, 2022

Smutch

To use someone in a sexually submissive way without consent. Specifically to peg and submit him and make him act like a dog and bark. Done generally by a goth mommy.

I saw her smutch a man in the alleyway

by Rogluth June 04, 2024