Schlem

The act of growing fungus in your nether regions for the purpose of eating raw or pegging oneself.

Hey I’m going to schlem tomorrow with my friend.

by Rogluth June 04, 2024

Scholk

To remove the spines of a pufferfish and artificially blow it up to peg oneself specifically without lube and often used in conjunction with sandpaper.

I have to scholk when I get home.

by Rogluth June 04, 2024

Smutch

To use someone in a sexually submissive way without consent. Specifically to peg and submit him and make him act like a dog and bark. Done generally by a goth mommy.

I saw her smutch a man in the alleyway

by Rogluth June 04, 2024