Smurphet 

The most Gosu orc play on battle.net

omgomg im playing SMURPHET, im going to get PWNT by his superior SKILLZ

Smurphet by #1 Smurphet Fan August 2, 2003

smurphey 

A hickey on the tip of your penis usually caused by a constant sucking. This usually also includes a lot of sperm coming out of your penis to go along with the hickey.

Dude, last night my girl was sucking me so hard at the football game that I gotta smurphey.

smurphey by luke nash March 24, 2009

Smurphed 

Similar to "murphed", but even more egregious. In Heroes Charge, when one plunders an opponent's War Hall and collects more than 75,000 lumber, 75,000 ore and 15,000 mercury.

That was amazing! I got over 160,000 in resources. I totally smurphed that dude!

Smurphed by Met23 November 26, 2016

Smurphed 

same as fucked, can be used as smurph...smurphing...

yo this shit got me smurphed... or ... yo i wanna smurph the shit outa her... or ...i was smurphin that bitch all night long

Smurphed by Timmy Mina March 9, 2003