smurphey

A hickey on the tip of your penis usually caused by a constant sucking. This usually also includes a lot of sperm coming out of your penis to go along with the hickey.

Dude, last night my girl was sucking me so hard at the football game that I gotta smurphey.

smurphey by luke nash March 24, 2009

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Smurphy's Law

A child-centred variant of Murphy's Law. Smurphy's Law posits that no plan or act can unfold properly in the presence of children. (Note: first defined by the Canadian artist Paul Walde.) Also called Smurfy's Law.

Example 1: A small, toilet-trained child will only wet themselves when it is imperative to get out the door Right Away.

Example 2: "We have planned this weekend away for one year, and now little Paolo is sick." "But Paolo never gets sick!" "He did this time. Whattareyagonnado? It's Smurphy's Law."

Smurphy's Law by seeker6079 December 28, 2005

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smurphy

A tall dark handsome man who likes bon bons and the lottery! He has a job which is totally Chandler Bing and the shortest memory span in the entire universe. He failed primary one but somehow landed himself a job in which he gets flown all over the world to design some sort of computery systemy things... And the only peice of Spanish he knows is "how much is your pussy?"

Sarah: Uh-oh I think I'm falling for that guy

Natalie: Who Chicago? He's such a smurphy!

smurphy by CLASS_A_BIRD August 5, 2009

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Smurphed

Similar to "murphed", but even more egregious. In Heroes Charge, when one plunders an opponent's War Hall and collects more than 75,000 lumber, 75,000 ore and 15,000 mercury.

That was amazing! I got over 160,000 in resources. I totally smurphed that dude!

Smurphed by Met23 November 26, 2016