When you’ve been drinking blue food colouring laced alcoholic beverages all night, and you suck your boyfriends cock short thereafter and he wakes up in the morning with a blue peen.
I sucked my mans cock last night after my food colouring laced beverage ... he woke up with a big ol’ smurfdick !
by StickyNicky87 February 17, 2018
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When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.
by Detective O'Gurkis May 25, 2006
Get the smurfdick mug.Ugh, did you see those MAGAts holding up Blue Lives Matter signs? I really hate those fucking Smurflickers!
by Tommy Del Riot August 26, 2020
Get the Smurflicker mug.The condition of your manbat when inside of very tight pum-pum. The puss cuts off the circulation of your fuckstick making the shaft blue and the head white. Therefore looking like a smurf.
by Original King Kobra January 10, 2006
Get the Smurf Dick mug.A sarcastic phrase used to describe how you feel, usually used by people who wear blue coveralls to work, and especially if they also wear a white hard hat, and are hot and miserable.
Imagine Olin walking around a hot, smelly factory, sweltering in the heat, since in addition to it being 95 F and humid in the plant, he's also wearing a white hard hat and blue coveralls.
- Olin. what's up dude, how are you?
- I'm smurfuckintastic!
- Olin. what's up dude, how are you?
- I'm smurfuckintastic!
by Think Amaar November 14, 2011
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