When you’ve been drinking blue food colouring laced alcoholic beverages all night, and you suck your boyfriends cock short thereafter and he wakes up in the morning with a blue peen.
I sucked my mans cock last night after my food colouring laced beverage ... he woke up with a big ol’ smurfdick !
by StickyNicky87 February 17, 2018
When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.
by Detective O'Gurkis May 14, 2006
When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.
by Detective O'Gurkis May 14, 2006