When you’re taking a shit in a porta-potty and your poop hits the brand new blue water and it splashes up all over your cooter.
by StickyNicky87 July 21, 2018
When you’ve been drinking blue food colouring laced alcoholic beverages all night, and you suck your boyfriends cock short thereafter and he wakes up in the morning with a blue peen.
I sucked my mans cock last night after my food colouring laced beverage ... he woke up with a big ol’ smurfdick !
by StickyNicky87 February 17, 2018