Smurfdick

When you’ve been drinking blue food colouring laced alcoholic beverages all night, and you suck your boyfriends cock short thereafter and he wakes up in the morning with a blue peen.

I sucked my mans cock last night after my food colouring laced beverage ... he woke up with a big ol’ smurfdick !

Smurfdick by StickyNicky87 February 17, 2018

smurfdick

When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.

Yo niggabitch, don't touch my medicine, you might get smurfdick!

smurfdick by Detective O'Gurkis May 22, 2006

smurfdick

When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.

Yo niggabitch, don't touch my medicine, you might get smurfdick!

smurfdick by Detective O'Gurkis May 25, 2006

Smurflicker 

Anyone who subscribes to the concept of "blue lives matter."

Ugh, did you see those MAGAts holding up Blue Lives Matter signs? I really hate those fucking Smurflickers!

Smurflicker by Tommy Del Riot August 26, 2020

Smurf Dick 

The condition of your manbat when inside of very tight pum-pum. The puss cuts off the circulation of your fuckstick making the shaft blue and the head white. Therefore looking like a smurf.

Yo, I thought that girl I stuffed was gonna have pizza dough puss but she gave me smurf dick.

Smurf Dick by Original King Kobra January 10, 2006

smurfuckintastic 

A sarcastic phrase used to describe how you feel, usually used by people who wear blue coveralls to work, and especially if they also wear a white hard hat, and are hot and miserable.

Imagine Olin walking around a hot, smelly factory, sweltering in the heat, since in addition to it being 95 F and humid in the plant, he's also wearing a white hard hat and blue coveralls.

- Olin. what's up dude, how are you?

- I'm smurfuckintastic!

smurfuckintastic by Think Amaar November 14, 2011

Smurf Dick 

Someone who owns a Smurf Dick - a cock which has been man-handled and eventually turned an unworldly shade of blue.

I.e Rhys Farley (a proud Smurf Dick owner)

Smurf Dick by EdeenSaawr October 14, 2011