Smurf Spit 

Smurf spit is when you get blue food coloring dye and drip it down the hole of your penis. Then you jack off and cum and it's blue. Hence smurf spit.

Damn, Jacob dripped a little to much, his smurf spit was really blue.

Smurf Spit by EconomyHFX November 11, 2015

smurfpit 

Smurfpit is denglish (german-english) word for a conference room.

Cause those rooms are mostly bursting of people and temperature, you feel like too many smurfs in a pit.

Damned. We gotta go to the smurfpit today.

Always cooped up in that crappy smurfpit.

smurfpit by I am a Gunner September 12, 2009

Smurfshit 

A live action adaptation of a popular childrens media franchise where the titular character(s) are transported to the real world, complete with human companions, photorealistic interpretations of iconic characters, shots with the main character and their human companion in a car, and plenty of too-obvious callbacks to the franchise.

Person 1: I want to see The (Insert Franchise Here) Movie. I grew up with this franchise as a kid.

Person 2: This movie looks like a load of smurfshit.

Smurfshit by CrazyCockatoo2003 February 21, 2025