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smothered and stuffy by the air; the opposite of refreshing;
I feel a bit smuffy today.
smuffy by gouda May 5, 2014
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a mixture of something both smart and scruffy at the same time.
why don't you wear that smuffy jacket you have?
smuffy by gilly86 February 10, 2010

Smuffy Buff 

The definition for your one true love, usually stated when drunk. Smuffy Buff is not to be taken lightly as it describes strong feelings.
"Bob Dole is my Smuffy Buff"

"I heart Alex Trebek, he is my smuffy buff"
Smuffy Buff by mushroomdinosaur February 4, 2010

Stuffy Bunny 

It is Chubby Bunny but when you lose one person gets to fuck you.
“Do you want to play stuffy bunny?”
Stuffy Bunny by SansBlueEye January 2, 2020
a small penis with ginger pubes which gay people prefer to a big penis
i have a smiffy and joel dennis likes to suck on it
smiffy by Poo Eater February 21, 2005
a cute nickname for a useless partner meaning: some mother fucking nothing.
Her boyfriend is a real smuffin, he can't keep a job to save his life.
Smuffin by silentcrys April 15, 2020
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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