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Smoky eye 

The act of putting a cigarette or cigar out in another person's anus.
"The hooker complained about me smoking while we were doing it, so I took my cigar and gave her a smoky eye. Man did she yell!"
Smoky eye by Spork04 April 22, 2010

Smokey Eye 

The act of putting a lit cigarette, cigar, blunt, etc. out in another persons anus.
When Drew was done ass fucking A.J. Drew decided it would be hilarious to give him a smokey eye so he put out his lit cigarette in A,J.'s asshole.
Smokey Eye by Greenman222 April 23, 2010

The smokey eye 

When a female "smokes" a cigarette/cigar/joint pipe/ bong from their pussy, rarely refering to an anus of any gender, queefs or farts in your face filling your eye/ eyes in smoke.
Person 1:"Yo man, your sister is crazy!"
Person 2: "oh yeah? What you talkin about?"
Person 1: "she gave me the smokey eye, think I have pink eye now or somethin! How does it look? Think imma need an eye patch!"

smoke eye 

Sexual Act: To shit on a partners eye.
Yo man my chick was so kinky she asked me to give her the ol smoke eye.
smoke eye by jambastic lash November 2, 2010

Smokey eyes 

A person who lies with ease and finds comfort in it. The person may even continue to lie when presented with the truth in cold, hard facts. Getting them to admit he or she lied can be nearly impossible. See ‘Compulsive Liar’ or ‘mythomania‘.
Even as Sarah spoke it was hard to believe what she said since she was known to have Smokey eyes.
Smokey eyes by En Jay May 31, 2018

Smoke Gets In Your Eyes 

They asked me how I knew
My true love was true
I of course replied
Something here inside cannot be denied
They said "someday you'll find all who love are blind"
When your heart's on fire,
You must realize, smoke gets in your eyes

So I chaffed them and I gaily laughed
To think they could doubt my love
Yet today my love has flown away,
I am without my love
Now laughing friends deride
Tears I cannot hide
So I smile and say
When a lovely flame dies, smoke gets in your eyes

(Smoke gets in your eyes, smoke gets in your eyes)

Smoke gets in your eyes
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