Smoking the Salmon

When a woman farts and the expelled gas can’t make its way out it's usual trajectory, so it shoots forward, through the labia, and sometimes INTO the vagina.

Jenny, these jeans are so tight that when I’m sitting down I keep smoking the salmon. Bubbly tickles up my front butt.

by Joesmelle January 27, 2019

smoking the salmon

Having such intense sex, that you set off the smoke detector.

I had the fire department show up at my girls place, since we were smoking the salmon.

by Fabfrostmage July 21, 2017