Smoking a ham

The act of farting past a turd in your ass

I better run to the shitter, I done smoked this ham enough.

I been smoking a ham since after lunch, I better stop at sheetz and sheet.

by Boogie 63 March 09, 2021

smoke a ham

Using a small bathroom/restroom/public stall for emptying your bowels. Taking a shit and smelling up the entire area.

Dude, I think that burrito is finally fighting back. I gotta go smoke a ham.

by BigEasyMoney August 20, 2007

smoked ham

When a woman is wearing a swimming costume and you can see subtle, or not-so subtle fat rolls.

Fwoah!! Shaved Ham!! E-Ewww....

by seedy March 23, 2003

Smoked Ham

When one partner is getting high while fucking and when he finishes the blunt he shoves it up the partners asshole.

I gave yo' bitch some smoked ham

by imtehfallout March 12, 2015

smoked ham

When a ham is under the influence of marijuana

look at that smoked ham, he looks like a fat-devil

by big pun March 11, 2003

Smoked Ham

A half black half white kid.

Looks like Jodi and Jerome are going to have a smoked ham for Christmas.

by Stuckinher September 27, 2011