Smokin' Dick 

When a person is out of line; trippin, or he/she just got shit fucked up.
Also another way of calling someone stupid.

You spent all your money on this fake ass chain!? You must be smokin' dick.

Smokin' Dick by Sweet&No February 1, 2009

Smokin' Dick 

- When someone is tripping hard asf.

" Yo, Bobby & them just cussed at his mom..."

" YO THAT NIGGA MUST BE SMOKIN' DICK"

Smokin' Dick by UglehNikkTaiBow January 25, 2017

Smokin' dick 

The act of sucking someones penis.

Billy: Man your mom sure loves smokin' dick

John: SHUT UP MAN

Smokin' dick by Jiren710 August 3, 2021

Smokin' Dick 

when someone says something to lift the spirits of other but it just isn't possible in any given circumstances

"Yeah man I think the Bears could take it all the way this year."

"Yeah man I think your smokin' dick."

Smokin' Dick by SexHaver43 March 6, 2024

smokin dick

1. Someone who is trippin balls, stupid as fuck, out of their mind.

2. Smoking a blunt/backwood so big it looks like a penis, i.e smokin dick.

1. Mike: Yo did you hear that Shawn just sold his grandma's jesus piece?
Tyler: That nigga must be smokin dick!

2. Trent: Damn, that backwood is fat as shit!
Langston: Yea nigga I'm smokin dick

smokin dick by TheMetaphorer March 13, 2018

Smoking Dick 

A remark some one says to something outrageous

Mom:Why have you been skipping school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?

Smoking Dick by ___Beauty August 17, 2016

Smoking dick 

When someone says somethings stupid

"Yeah I ate dog shit the other day."

"What the fuck this bitch smoking dick."

Smoking dick by Jmoe_moe July 30, 2016