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Smokin' Dick 

When a person is out of line; trippin, or he/she just got shit fucked up.
Also another way of calling someone stupid.
You spent all your money on this fake ass chain!? You must be smokin' dick.
Smokin' Dick by Sweet&No February 1, 2009

Smokin' Dick 

- When someone is tripping hard asf.
" Yo, Bobby & them just cussed at his mom..."

" YO THAT NIGGA MUST BE SMOKIN' DICK"
Smokin' Dick by UglehNikkTaiBow January 25, 2017

smokin dope

That nigga smokin dope? That shit smell fire.
smokin dope by Cagic January 13, 2016

A duck! (smokin' ducks) 

The unsmoked end of a cigarette, usually smoked only by real bums. ie Duck Hunting - digging around in an ashtray for smokable butts.
"Yo homes, I kin get a ciggyret"?
reply: "naw man, I'm smokin ducks".
A duck! (smokin' ducks) by Tesserae September 25, 2006

Smokin da Jessica pack 

When someone gets shot, people often say they got smoked, thus someone smoking on an "Opp" pack is literally saying they're killing them. Opp is short for opposition (enemies), while pack is referencing weed. When someone have a pack of weed, they might name it after a dead opp before they smoke it.
Yeah bro I was smokin da Jessica pack.

smokin dick

1. Someone who is trippin balls, stupid as fuck, out of their mind.

2. Smoking a blunt/backwood so big it looks like a penis, i.e smokin dick.
1. Mike: Yo did you hear that Shawn just sold his grandma's jesus piece?
Tyler: That nigga must be smokin dick!

2. Trent: Damn, that backwood is fat as shit!
Langston: Yea nigga I'm smokin dick
smokin dick by TheMetaphorer March 13, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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